A Critical Hit of 31 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Gamers Competing for the Dungeon Master's Attention

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May 3, 2024 12:00 AM EDT

As you leave the dark woods, clutching your trusty sword in your hands and still shaking from the harrowing battle you have just barely escaped, You gaze to the distance and see a small shack surrounded by old, withered wheat. Whoever was living in this shack had clearly left it long ago or had perhaps died and stopped attending his field. You are tired and hurting and in desperate need of rest; The shack will do.

The door creaks open slowly, stretching and ripping a large amount of cobwebs as it opens. In the faint light you can barely see the interior, which smells of damp wood and forgotten times. The air is thick, heavy with dust that stirs as you step inside. Your eyes adjust to the dimness, revealing a single room cluttered with abandoned belongings. In the middle of it you see a table with one single book laid on it. You grab the book in your hands and read the inscription - "Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Gamers Competing for Dungeon Master"

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  • 01
    We surveyed 100 D&D players and the most annoying thing at the gaming table is... ☐ 100 No Deodorant 100
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    A level 7 Rogue and Monk walking out from the atomic flames after being directly hit by a nuke thanks to Evasion. The modern military who just resorted to their last tactic after these two stole their entire country's gold reserves.
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    my paladin after basicly hitting power word kill on a third level smiteslot:
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    THE MYTH OF DOING SOMETHING CREATIVE IN OND I CONSENT I CONSENT I DON'T! RANDOM PERSON THE DM imgflip.com THE PLAYERS ON REDDIT WHO HASN'T EVEN READ THE RULE BOOKS ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
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    Wild-Shaped Druid HONESTLY, I CANT TELL IF YOU WANT TO KISS ME. OR STAB ME. CANT IT BE BOTH? Tabaxi Paladin TEAGANGAVET.TUMBLR.COM
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    imgflip.com When a new campaign is in the early planning stages The DM "Tell me Me about your character" "Tell me about your world"
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    You fall into a dark cave with little to no light But Mr Anderson, how can you have darkvision... I have darkvision ...without the ability to see
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    Going unconscious as a half-orc for the first time all campaign The enemy making a racist comment about half-orcs being inferior Suddenly remembering you have relentless endurance Nat 20 T
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    My player: Gets a magic coin that has him roll a d12 for a unique effect every day. He gets a magic effect called Inconsiderately Lucky. He has a +1 to all of his rolls for 24 hours. The rest of the party when he is compelled to close all doors behind him, even if they are standing in front of the door: ??? ???
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    DM: "So to recap, last session you spoke to-" New Player: "Bailen, the fisherman. I took notes." DM
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    My Warlock making a sacrifice for their patron while the DM goes in depth about how the victim was a loving mother and a loyal soldier
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    IVE FINALLY FOUND IT... AFTER 15 YEARS THE SCROLL OF TRUTH! f Robatatertot comics A story about something that happened in your campaign that only makes sense to you isn't a meme NYEHHH W SOME DNDMEMES ENJOYERS imgflip.com
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    I DON'T LIKE HOW YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING D&D AND I'M LEAVING THIS GROUP FOREVER!!!
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    Hard to swallow pills The difference between/ cleries and warlocks is the same as the difference between "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned" and "Sorry Daddy! Eve been naughty-!" 543
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    [OC]just finished a roughly year long campaign and one of my players tracked every natural 20. Chose TH TH N (DM) MAT 20s 50 N N HINN ON THE THE THITH MAY THE MAIN THE PH MOTHE 131 Total THE THE IN THE THE 14TH LA PAL (Party) The AIN IN THE UN 201 NNN HU 14 Ryan (NL IN MY 11 A1/141747 THAT THE PAY THE (Or ficar is Druid) 76 Gina M / (Barc) 22 Cole NI NINI (Cleric/Soccer) 26 Comeron TH IN NUTH THE INTIN Ward's Rings 45 Lindsey TH MIT M Fighter Barkaria) 42 cos o and 201 1,759 (P) (32 214K+K) A++
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    My Warforged bard after getting dropped from his first campaign for not fitting the tone Fine. I'll go make my own campaign... ...with blackjack and hookers. made with mematic
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    Monk Wizard Only needing a short rest to kick ass. Warlock Blood Hunter
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    One of my players, behind the tarrasque when the spell caster casts command and says "SIT!" made with mematic
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    THE SPOOM HELP! I'M LOST IN THE SPOOM! YOU'RE HOLDING THE MAP UPSIDE-DOWN m B wwwy
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    BBEG after entering phase 2 after killing rest of party: You've lost, only I get a phase 2 Bard with Wish Who decided that?
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    Lovable npc from session 1 is killed by the bbeg Lovable npc from session 1 is secretly the bbeg Lovable npc is working for the bbeg Each encounter with lovable npc was actually a different bad guy in disguise. Lovable npc doesn't even exist and is nothing but a concept used by the bbeg
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    Older edition players saying that the lore used to be better Newer edition players saying the current lore is fine. Me, who barely reads the lore and makes up my own
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    When a giant throws a commoner, the commoner could be treated as an improvised weapon with a range of 20/60 I think about that sometimes
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    would like to solve Sco 5200 ◉ A T FI E A WHEELOF FORTUNE IT'S YOUR TURN
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    YOU STOP TRACKING ENCUMBRANCE AND BECOME THE HERO I STOP TRACKING HP AND I BECOME A CHEATER THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR
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    The four horsemen of bad advice for new dungeon masters Never say no Don't balance your to your encounters Just throw your players and let them Just do whatever they want Don't ban into asetting anything. adapt players better.
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    DM YOU ALL ENTER A SIMPLE BUT ELEGANT TAVERN. PARTY LEADER WE BUY EVERYONE DRINKS TO CELEBRATE! DM ALCOHOL IS FORBIDDEN IN THIS CITY PARTY LEADER THE ENTIRE PARTY imgflip.com DM
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    When the campaign goes on indefinite hiatus and people start leaving the group
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    "3d6 in order" The "let the dice choose your character for you" method
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    imgflip.com That one player The DM The +3 Vorpal sword their level 1 character "inherited from an uncle" T
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    Druids casting Speak with Plants: Nobody: imgflip.com A T LLC R
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